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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD // EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES
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Created on 2001-12-24 08:07:19 (#420895), last updated 2009-07-10
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Basic Info| Name: | хуяппи™ |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984-08-16 |
| Location: | Moscow, Москва, Russian Federation |
| Website: | synoptik |
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baranov.news@gmail.com BioFitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), favors for favors, fond but not in love, charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), car wash (also on Sundays), no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish - at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive. a pig in a cage on antibiotics.
No sex please, we're giant pandas
Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.
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apple, ebu, wikipedia, Шопен, алкоголь, аэрохоккей, бетакам, блондинки с искусственным интеллектом, бояться собак, брюнетки с маленькой грудью, векторы, водка, герберы, долго не бриться, запах женщин, ихневмоны, кеды, красный крымский, курить травку, кусать за попу, май, минимализм, мир, новости, пиксели, пинбол, под мальчика, радиоголовы, рубашки, телевидение, труд, тюльпаны, флеймить, фото, чистые носки, шатенки с большой попой, шахматы, шестьдесят девять, эфир, ядерная война
External Services:
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 | baranov.news@gmail.com | |
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Schools:
Московский государственный университет им. М.В.Ломоносова (МГУ) - Mосква, Mосква и Московская область, Russian FederationШкола №1535 (гуманитарный лицей при ИСАА МГУ) - Mосква, Mосква и Московская область, Russian Federation (1997 - 2000)
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